Loudon Ofton
I’ve got stories to tell, so strap that helmet on and stick close while I take you to the front lines of my fight.
I have been counting cards professionally for the last four years, parachuting into casinos all over these United States for nothing less than hand-to-hand combat. No fight is like the next. I am closing in on my millionth dollar taken out of the sniveling clutches of the casinos. Top surveillance brass once hired to stop me have sought me out on occasion to tell me I am among the best at what I do. “Most Notorious,” is a term I have heard bandied about in reference to myself on more than one occasion. But we all know these types can’t be trusted farther than they can be thrown, so let’s agree to strike any such flattery from the record before it gets to our heads. Most Feared Card Counter in the Universe will do just fine, thank you.
BACKGROUND
Before counting cards I spent time as a journalist, magazine editor, and writer of fictions. I earned a Master’s degree in Theology. It’s good to have God on your side if you plan on rubbing elbows with the devil—likewise the princes of greed in their corporate gaming lairs.
I enjoy writing and performing original music. I am an accomplished lawn bowler. My spinach-bacon- tomato omelets are an act of brilliance.
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